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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Just two grand alliances spanning the entire Colonial Era world in overlapping multiple defense treaties.

One rogue actor in a small Mediterranean state pops a visiting dignitary. The state marks this as an act of war and threatens to invade the tiny Mediterranean country. This triggers a domino of allegiances, as all the regional neighbors are drawn in.

But it gets more complicated, because the war can't play out in Serbia. A war in Serbia means a war with Russia, which means Germans need to mass-mobilize to counter the less-developed-but-far-larger Russian army. And they can't do that if they've got a war on their Western front with Russian ally France. So... QUICK INVADE PARIS! GO GO GO!

The international equivalent of a Mexican Standoff with hair triggers, but also machine guns and mustard gas.