Aww, guess we'll name you Ass
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Apologies for ignoring the format, but the dog's name would have to be Trudeau...poor little buddy
sorry little guy, but your new name is baked chicken legs with buckwheat
Banana is a good name for a dog
That's me as well! Oughtta go with the 'nana
Come here "Shrooms"!
Li'l family size Doritos
"Burrito" is a pretty good dog name ngl
Awww.. little Miso Glazed Salmon!
Dumpling, and he is a little dumpling!
Paczki is a cute name.
Pizza, my boy.
Cookie
No one has said ass yet. Very good.
My little boy Salami Sandwich
sunflower butter sandwich
Gyro
Breakfast hash
pastaroni with some fried onions
Sup potato
Empress Chicken 
Uuuh brioche with chocolate chips? Sorry puppy youre getting a shit name 😭
Chip for short isn't bad!
Peanut!
Skerple
Smoked salmon
Yakisoba. Actually not a terrible name for a dog. I think.
Fig newton
Split (like an ice-cream cross icey pole, like an off-brand Splice)
Oatmeal
I'm fine with that.
Corn soup flavored Turtle Chips
Injera. Honestly, I like it.
Almonds
Little sloj belogo šokolada
RAISIN BRAN COCONUT MILK
Greggs
Hot Dog
no, I am not into bestiality, just one step down (carnism)
Hotpot.
Or booger.
Cheese puff
Actually perfect: cookies and cream popcorn
Crispbread
Mackerel eh?
One drop
Little Sandwich lookin mainly cute 
I dunno, "Amoxicilin" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Could call 'em "Moldy"
Hey I didn't catch your dad's name
Salad
Burger
Brownie
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