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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Nice porking"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Where'd you pork tha cor, Corl‽

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That's how I read it too

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Passive?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

People really use the “please don’t reproduce” cliché about the most trivial things. “Your shoe’s untied, please don’t reproduce.”

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

about the most trivial things

That's so it gets interpreted as a light ribbing.

It would be mean to say it about something that is actually serious.

"You have a genetic disease. Please don't reproduce." *Seinfeld laugh track*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

But you don't understand, these people are trying to achieve a society of genetically superior parkers.

Edit: Nosy parkers at that!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Now if I could get condom packets but full of mayo that would be prime. I'd hand them out on the street corner.

Anyone who wonders why it's extra squishy gets a "it's extra lubricant"