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Eugenics is back! (hexbear.net)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago

literally stone age hunter-gatherer societies took care of disabled, wounded, and sick members. we have evidence of successful brain surgeries (no, drilling holes in the skull was not just 'stupid caveman shit', it is a treatment for brain pressure/swelling), whose patients survived several decades, we have bodies missing limbs from early childhood surviving into elderly years, and basically anyone that ever got eaten by a tiger ends up buried with a tiger skull (because the group they belonged to hunted it down after it became a known threat).

like there's some valid worry over drug-resistant bacteria and viruses, but i'd rather maybe live to 90 with drug resistant threats to deal with than live to 30 knowing that the bacteria that killed me could have been easily treated lmfao.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

yeah but have you consindered I have stopped reading at hunter-gatherer society and filled the rest in with my preconcieved notions about humanity

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

basically anyone that ever got eaten by a tiger ends up buried with a tiger skull (because the group they belonged to hunted it down after it became a known threat).

That's metal as fuck, do you know where I can read more about this?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

i can't find where i first read it, but i think i'm confusing this with Dinofelis, which as far as i can tell probably went exinct due to climate change, but theres a bunch of claims i can't find sources for saying they were hunted by humans.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

No worries, I'm sure it happened. It's very human. I just love reading about weird burial sites.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

If a fellow hexbear is ever eaten by a tiger, I expect all of us to pick up stone axes and hunt it down

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

One of my favorite videos goes over a few specific cases of disability in prehistory by Trey the Explainer. Personally love the family that seemingly took too good care of their daughter and fed her too many sweets.

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I love how natural selection has become personified by redditbros & co. as some man behind the curtain literally selecting things that are Universally Good™. Surely it couldn't be just the effect of random mutations on an organism's fitness in a particular environment or range of environments clueless

Picturing Steve Buscemi's character in Spy Kids 2 punching the wall when he learns about penicillin

[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Shoutouts to the educators trying to instill into people that 'natural selection' doesn't magically turn animals into some mythical super strong super smart optimized ubermensch creatures after being cooked in the oven long enough, it just optimizes for animals who are able to successfully propagate enough to replace the dead.

'Natural selection' could 'optimize' towards hominids that almost universally die of health complications around 25 as long as they are better at surviving to maturity and cumming in each other and popping out a bunch of babies to continue the cycle.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

If the eugenicist model was correct, we would be overrun by super-intelligent and super-strong baby turtles within days, since only like 1 in 10.000 survive to adulthood.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

who were those two fascist breeding losers that were profiled in the atlantic or whatever last year? they were trying to breed superchildren but at risk of being ableist, neither of them would survive in the wild. they seemed pretty good at capitalism and spreadsheets but were really just complete treat babies.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/life/pronatalists-save-mankind-by-having-babies-silicon-valley/

Telegraph did an interview of these two absolute gigaweirdoes from Philly who are representative of the "pronatalist" wing of Effective Altruism/Capital-R Rationalism.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Yes that's right, those are them. Fucking worms.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago

galaxy brain Sleeping in caves is the enemy of natural selection. It lets people with too little body hair survive the cold.

In long-long-long terms it will screw people over when the next big ice-age comes.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

The average redditor is a fascist shocked-pikachu

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

I think at this point the average redditor is an LLM shilling for the IOF and any number of corporations, so yeah

I saw a comment earlier today that just said "The product is actually very interesting" like that's a thing that humans say

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I saw a comment earlier today that just said "The product is actually very interesting" like that's a thing that humans say

a few weeks ago there was a tweet going around from a person who got called out for using AI generated email responses, except they did not use any AI, they were just autistic... I wonder how many people who have naturally flat voices/expressions or who learned how to communicate by copying others are going to be unintentionally hurt by people trying to detect AI. sucks for everyone from every angle.

It begins...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Eugenics is back

astronaut-2 astronaut-1

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

This mf better not be wearing glasses or shoes

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

He's a redditor, so you just know he's a 6'3" ubermensch with bulging forearms, perfect vision, an IQ of 125, and no carpal tunnel pain from typing on a keyboard all day.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Great news! By rejecting modern medicine, you can choose to experience natural selection on your own!

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Our desire to save everyone

From the country that posts "You're about to find out why we can't afford healthcare" before launching a billion-dollar salvo of over-priced, clumsily engineered rocket bombs.

letting natural selection run its course

Like, how does this dipshit think natural selection works? Do you just run the algorithm for an extra 10,000 years and get Human-Plus?

You illiterate nob. Natural selection doesn't just stop happening because of modern medicine. Your brain consumes enormous amounts of caloric intact precisely because its vastly more efficient to learn to wash your hands than to hope your hundredth-generational offspring evolves fingers that leak antiseptic.

The point of modern medicine is to capitalize on that capacity for investigative reasoning. Not to simply lay down and submit to our birthed state like a bunch of instinct-driven bacteria.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

I sent my son out into the wild with a shield and spear at age 6, modern medicine is making men weak.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Smh he'll never learn how to roll dodge with that shield, this is why there's a crisis of masculinity

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

REAL MEN learn to CARRY HEAVY OBJECTS and FAT ROLL to AVOID ENEMY ATTACKS

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Left: Our next generation will be nurtured to achieve their full potential and flourishing

Right: The weak will be purged from our next generation so that only the strong will live in glory

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

But its not like "Left" and "Right" are genetic cohorts anyway. Human brains are plastic and ideology is learned not instinctual.

What's more, if there's one thing that neoliberalism has cultivated in the modern Westroid, its a strong disdain for fucking. So the real threat to our future is not whether we are right or left, but whether we are ace or horny.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

i'm sure the OP in screenshot would be the first to volunteer to die if they contracted an illness that could be treated with modern medicine. surely their argument isn't just an excuse to remove their particular brand of "undesirables"

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Main character syndrome. "I, the protagonist of reality, could never get a terrible illness"

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Elementary school understanding of genetics and mutations kitty-birthday-sad

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Fuuuuuuck why does social Darwinism appeal to anyone

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

The people saying this would surrender in less than a day if they were in Gaza.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

On a somewhat related note, I saw a post on reddit-logo the other day saying "it's better to die young and give your money to your children and grandchildren than have it drained by the healthcare and retirement system"

Except in the real world where non-lizardpeople live I'm certain most of us would rather have grandma as long as possible.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

modern plumbing is the enemy of shitting in a hole in the ground

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

This was also my opinion when I was like 14 or 15 and almost out of 8th grade. I don't necessarily feel bad about that opinion now, because I was a dumbass teen who spent way too much time on Reddit or speaking to people who might as well have been reddit-clones, but it does make me cringe.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Whenever I see this take all I can think is: teen or libertarian (or both)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

two groups that should not have unsupervised contact with each other

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

The american cdc is trying to contact this reddit-logo user, they're a perfect fit for working on covid policy

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I mean, yeah. Fuck natural selection. Shit sucks

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

If we're gonna have roundabout eugenics

morshupls

I guess we can start having roundabout gulags

how-compelling morshu-stickup

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