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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I tried this and it doesn't work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I'm guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn't spend a bunch of money on shit.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

I'm not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Great way of making a permanent investment

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Permanent investment into future health issues.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Literally, a shit post.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Goldschläger is so much cheaper

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

The h' and l' below are making me dizzy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's mostly the top of the i' touching the end of the h' that makes me gasp for air

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Rare vertical keming

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

That's way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?

[-] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This seems like it would be fun to do before bringing a stool sample to the doctor or sending it to one of those labs

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Or you can just, uh, add powders to the sample.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Well, I've seen people sell farts in jars, so... at least this is real gold 🤷.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Makes my dookie twinkle

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Aw man - wasted it on the squirts ☹

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The gold was inside of us all along

[-] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don't waste, recycle

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