Well, it isn't where I live 🤷.

A FreeBSD fork focused on security.

I'm conversing with this coke dealer online... I don't do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time... it's weird, I know... don't even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol 😂.

Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he's into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn't do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river... and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn't even matter.

I think I'll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone... maybe it'll ring a bell.

It doesn't work with any new hardware. 10+ years, yeah, sure.

You share the file via URL.

Yeah, as always, interest rates are a bitch...

One is for all, the other is just the TV. It's probably a remote for a smart box or something, you can program some of the TVs commands on them, like on/off, input switching, etc... so you don't have to juggle with 2 remotes in your hand.

a black and red penguin with horns brings forth a pentagram

If they just tell you, than that's fine I guess. The problem is, what of those other things happen.

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Bring forth the USB of power!!! (insert evil laugh)

Also, the famous legacy BIOS error "Keyboard not found, press F1 to continue".