Pretty sure that Dimetrodon has a mustache so it must have been a very silly time in paleontology.

That dude who punched a Nazi in Seattle is fine I'm pretty sure. Punching Nazis is cool

Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.

A miserable little pile of secrets

Yo I wanna walk to my buddies house, smoke some pot, eat some good food and just live a jolly life.

Monitoring and fostering a child's emotions and development via play is mentally taxing. Playing Legos, although fun, isn't exactly downtime.

I tried this and it doesn't work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I'm guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn't spend a bunch of money on shit.

Hey you quit smoking! That's hard to do. You'll reach a balance but this Internet stranger is proud of you!

They post so fast, they appear to be in two places at the same time.

It's not hard to talk to your kids about porn or the existence of sex. Masturbation is ok and natural.

I think unhealthy sexual behavior comes from denying that masturbation and sex are perfectly normal and healthy activities. It's important as a parent to let your kids know about the potential risks (STDs, pregnancy, porn addiction) and to educate on consent. Give your kids a roadmap and advice, but don't blanket ban or shame and they should be healthy about sex.

It was supposed to be Star Wars but they messed up GoT so badly they lost the Star Wars bid.