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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Tell me about it. Quit smoking almost four weeks ago, can't stop eating since and already gained 5 kg

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey you quit smoking! That's hard to do. You'll reach a balance but this Internet stranger is proud of you!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Not trying to one-up our friend up there, but I would just compare how fighting any addiction will take its own toll for a bit. In one year after quitting drinking, I went up to 200 from around 175, the heaviest I have ever been. It took a bit, but I am finally down to a healthy 185.

I think what I am meaning to say is that if you are battling an addiction of any kind, eating too much should be the least of your concerns. No cigs? No booze? That gallon of ice cream is OK to eat in a single sitting then. Learning to moderate food can come much later.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Smoking has probably killed your sense of taste so I recommend eating lots of low calorie foods like leaves and fiberfill.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinstructions/000811.htm

This says low-calorie 'finger-food' to keep busy with, might help as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Sounds weird, but we tried eating just washed and salted cabbage pieces from a bowl to see if we actually care about what we snack while watching movies. Didn't really make a difference for us lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Congratz dude, I'm with you, I've quit six months ago. Also added about 5kg, but I'm working on that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You got this! Plus, 5kg is nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well done!

Perhaps try chewing gum? That helped me quit without gaining weight.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Not a very hobbity appetite if you can't finish your pie in more than one sitting

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

At first I was thinking where's the issue with that, but then I realised that the internet is American

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In Australia it's not unusual to eat a meat pie washed down with iced coffee for breakfast then in half an hour sprint to the portaloo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I mean I find nothing strange with eating pies, I have no idea what size or type of pie the original image is referring to. Is it a pizza? is it a quiche? Literally, why shouldn't I eat two pies?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You monsters!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why? Because you could eat them in two

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Every so often you just have to fill yourself up with pizza till reality stops hurting. Pies can't cure you but the food coma certainly helps blunt the pain for a few hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The other day I had a flash of german nostalgia craving and bought a frozen Benjamin Blümchen Torte. Still as good as I remembered but after two thirds I started to regret my decision

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

When you’re baking and starting to fine-tune the recipe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I remember eating an entire cheesacake by myself for lunch when I was in highschool. That was not my smartest decision.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Those are rookie numbers you got to pump those numbers up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because it is not necessary. Conserve it to a quarter of a pie a day and you'll save more money on groceries. Think of the long term, OP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

But.... Pie...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It happens to the best of us.