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Breakfast of rule (lemmy.ca)

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You surely will not regret eating 10 mini bagel pizza bites for breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I don't!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Leftover pizza is and always has been a valid breakfast choice, and I'm not going to be the kind of pedant who says that's fine but other pizza isn't allowed.

Completely unrelated, I ate half of a pizza for breakfast today.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I was expressly told by a reliable source that when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

There are worse things to eat for breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah, bagel bites have more vitamins and protein than donuts that's for sure. Not much in the way of fiber, but less sugar too. So overall a much better choice lol.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Any time. Breakfast, dinner, November 5 1955, July 3 2142, the late Mesozoic, the moment that the sun engulfs the earth. You can eat pizza any time.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Listen: Beef Piano has become unstuck in time.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I mean doesn't everyone want to burn the roof of their mouth for breakfast?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I have a feeling pizza rolls would be pretty popular in the shire, especially after the second breakfast hobbit leaf pipe.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Literally no reason why not.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You will certainly not regret eating ten pizza bagel bites for breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'm an adult. If I want bagel bites for breakfast, I'm having bagel bites for breakfast.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It's right there in the song: "PIZZZZZZAH IN THE MORNING. PIZZA IN THE EVENING. PIZZA AT SUPPER TIME. WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

There's a song?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Behold! The song of my people!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Been there. Not my proudest moment. But not shameful either. 6/10. Had a lot worse breakfasts.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Festivity leftovers Rules.

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