this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

is this what started the no poop challenge?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No Deuce December

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Also constipation.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy now, no need to go nuclear

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is me fr

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

🎡 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don't step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎡

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

fails concentration check

Suffocates

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

This is a great format

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You monster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I cast THE GAME

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I counter it with "breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck you why does that work

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I cast manual moving eyelids

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago