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[-] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

is this what started the no poop challenge?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

No Deuce December

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Also constipation.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Easy now, no need to go nuclear

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

This is me fr

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don't step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵

[-] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

fails concentration check

Suffocates

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

This is a great format

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You monster

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I cast THE GAME

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I counter it with "breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Fuck you why does that work

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I cast manual moving eyelids

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
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