Kids are brutal (lemmy.zip)
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[-] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

We still tease my mother about the time she discovered cumin and cooked everything with it for four years with it. Like, even pancakes. We call it the time of enchiladas.

It was good, just everything tasted like enchiladas. Coulda been worse.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think I know what your mom's favorite food is

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

How did a one-year-old remember that?

[-] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago

Probably tweeted years ago.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

At least my kid remembers quite a few things from that time. She sometimes goes "remember when I was crying so much.." following by an increasingly detailed description of a situation until I do remember. And then she tells me what the issue was back then, which she didn't have the ability to explain yet back then.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Is her last name Atreides, by any chance?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This meme is probably from 2013.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

My mom once cut my ear a little while cutting my hair when i was like 4. I'm 33 and I still remember her the time she almost cut my ear off.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Memory is funny like that, it was probably the scariest thing you had experienced in your life at the time!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

When I was 8 my mother slammed my finger in the bed of a pickup truck. It locked and she didn't have the keys on her.

I still bring it up 25 years later.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah but that is a situation that is funny in hindsight.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Legit though. I got my finger slammed in the car door but luckily it didn't lock like that. I could see bone. Even theoretical, thinking about the door locking makes me panic a bit.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I was about the same age when my mom got my finger in the car door. We were getting ice cream and my dad sent be from the window of the shop to go deliver moms to her. The door closed on it, but thankfully didn't lock. I just had to knock on the door with my other hand (she was inside) to get her to open it.

Very painful but no permanent injury.

Ever since, when I've been in a similar situation, I either pass through the open window or I actually step into the swing path of the door.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Something like 20 years ago, my dad made meatloaf and cooked ketchup into it, since we always coated it in ketchup anyway. Problem was it was that green colored ketchup that was popular then. The result: sickly green ass lookin meatloaf no one would touch.

I never let him forget about it.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

green colored ketchup

the what?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

The 90s were wild.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

They also made purple ketchup.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

green colored ketchup

You're welcome.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If the 24 year old rotten hunk of meat I call a brain can be trusted. Heinze made some weird colored ketchup in the late 90s early 00s, I believe they we're purple, green, and I believe blue. They were weird and I remember atleast one instance when I was like 4 that my great uncles mixed the purple one in with mustard which looked nasty as shit to fuck with my great grandfather while camping.

Edit: There was a Shrek one.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dad still ate it didn't he? Why? Because he's no bitch yet still apparently raised some lol.

Also that sounds fun as fuck to eat.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

And as a 1 year old with a brain that can't form memories, she remembered that.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

or maybe, just maybe, this is an old screenshot from 2020

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

I hate how people started cropping out the dates, enabling eternal reposts

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

i can just imagine the archaeologists from year 3000

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The quesadilla was just that bad lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is an old post, and sometimes little kids do remember being a baby. My kid is 6 now and losing his baby memories but he used to tell me he wants to go back to certain places we went to "before (he) could talk" which started at 2. He described going on a boat to an island, something he had literally only ever done one time as a baby and we didn't have any photos of. And lots of other things, that's just an example. He doesn't remember it now but he did when he was 4.5.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Ah yes the burnt Quesadilla of '19

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

So anything else it is then.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You can cook pizza right?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Well, my mom once managed to burn taco shells to the point where we had to air out the house. It's been 20 years and we still joke about it :D

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Watch "~~the~~ chef". If you burn a quesadilla don't serve it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think you refer to the movie "Chef" where the kid tried to serve a burned Cubano (Cuban sandwich)?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

"C'mon man, it's burnt."

Tosses quesadilla back to Cheech, who cooks it even more before tossing it back to Chong

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I once completely burned a tortilla trying to make a quesadilla

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I've burnt the fuck out of a tortilla in the broiler, it's true

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The grudge.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Can’t say I blame her. I still haven’t forgiven my mother for burning my Grill Cheese.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I burned like 6 grilled cheeses the other day... Fuck induction stoves man. Damned thing goes from barely warm to nuclear reactor if you blink at it the wrong way.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

If you're not used to cooking with induction it's a bit of a learning curve. It gets warm very quickly so your timings are different. I burnt a ton of food learning to cook with induction, but once you get the hang of it, it's super convenient.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I think I need some cast iron or something, the element cycle on and off, and we got aluminum pans. I got a cast iron griddle that spans two of the like elements in back and it works perfect.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This is why Jesus invented the toaster oven for us, my son.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This sounds exactly like my niece. 🤣

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Kids never forgive and they never forget.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yep we give my mom shit about forgetting to cook the lasagna after she cut her finger damn near off, It's been like 20 years and she had a good excuse.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

4chan anons are kids. Works for me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Kids can be so cruel.

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