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[–] [email protected] 112 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Perhaps to the one giving them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.