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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 228 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (5 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

creampie goblin

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Can't get pregnant that way

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

HAH

I'm lab grown

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)

You! Tuber!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

GOOD point

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.

Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure Hitchhiker's Guide has a quote about this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

👌👌👌