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How can he be a doctor, he doesn't even have a stethoscope
It is hidden under his suit, silly!
That's not a stethoscope, he's just happy to see you.
Doctor Who doesn't have a stethoscope!
Yeah, who? Exactly.
But he has a glowy screwdriver and a cool bowtie, so it cancels out.
And a fez. Fezes are cool.
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How can he be a doctor, he doesn't even have a stethoscope
It is hidden under his suit, silly!
That's not a stethoscope, he's just happy to see you.
Doctor Who doesn't have a stethoscope!
Yeah, who? Exactly.
But he has a glowy screwdriver and a cool bowtie, so it cancels out.
And a fez. Fezes are cool.