Ah. Sounds like you have fine genes my friend. The best genes.

Have you considered endless breeding?

Not only is it a lot of fun, but you can pass on those great genes you got there.

For real though, I have a red headed daughter and one that should have been a redhead. She got everything but the hair. The freckles, the pale blue eyes. A beam of light comes through the window and she starts smoking. Someone turns on a 100W lightbulb and she blisters. I get what you’re saying.