theangryseal

Oh it wasn’t a small amount by the end of it. He’s a smart boy and he learned right then what that was all about. He won’t even buy a lottery ticket as an adult.

As far as the skins becoming valuable, that is because they are all stat track guns and something changed. I don’t remember what.

When he done that they were worthless.

Like painted on the side of amberlamps?

Or amberlamps on the screen?

You looking at my snesticles?

I wanted to come to the party with Smackem attitude.

Imagine a water army.

We sell water, and I’ll be damned if you lick the rain on your lips without dropping a nickel into this bag, fucking scumbag thief!

Damn dude. I want you to be happy, but maybe don’t date until you’ve talked to a therapist about shit like this. :p

Me too haha. One of the first things I install.

Man, looked at my bank statement many years ago and noticed several little charges. A few cents here and a few cents there. The biggest one was maybe .80 cents.

My son had fallen for some scam ran by a YouTuber and was buying and trading skins.

I will say though, now that time has passed, some of those skins are worth insane amounts of money. I’d sell them if I wasn’t so stupid sentimental.

My son got in trouble for doing that, but it still takes me back to a pleasant time when I look at the inventory.

My god I don’t miss that life.

I’m a stay at home dad now and sometimes they drive me crazy (right now actually. If I could kick the dogs out it would probably make my life easier. FUCK YOU MR. PISS ON THE FLOOR!).

Even when they drive me so crazy I feel like I’m about to have an aneurysm, life is easy mode compared to IT.

My Computer, Computer, and This PC ain’t my goddamn problem anymore. Woooooohooooooo!

I get it. I left Facebook when they changed the feed like a thousand years ago and I haven’t missed it.

My wife is definitely addicted though. She left it for a year, went back just to check in on family after a friend of hers had a baby and she didn’t know about it. She hasn’t put it down since.

She’s a very family oriented person and everyone is on Facebook. Their family is the type to wake up first thing in the morning and start calling each other.

Within minutes of being up, “Ok kids let’s talk to mamaw. Let’s talk to aunty. Now we’re calling great grandma!” Cousins, aunts, uncles, everybody. They’re always talking.

My family is tight like if something goes wrong, but we don’t talk much otherwise. Sister needs help with a bill, someone’s car breaks down, blah blah blah. We can count on each other, just not to talk.

I get why it means so much to her and why it’s been easier for me. I’ll know my cousin had a kid when I bump into her with it at the grocery store. That’s good enough for my people. :p

I swear I wish I wasn’t so stupid.

I have Roland electric drums and I couldn’t figure that shit out to save my life. I finally plugged them into my old Mac and Logic Pro just did it for me.

I like the neck tie myself.

That was awesome, thank you.