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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pizza, sandwich, burger, hot dog, corn dog, fries, rolls (and basically any bread-like thing), buffalo wings, chicken nuggets / tenders, fish sticks, most fruit, any veggies that can be eaten raw, most quick snacks, and so much more.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Corn dog does not belong on that list. You don’t eat the stick

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

jesus fucking christ fine. replace corn dog with: corn on the cob, tacos, burritos, nachos, tater tots, bbq ribs, breadsticks, calzones, mozzarella sticks, etc.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, I eat my tacos with a spork. Remove tacos from you list please.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I eat tots and calzones with a fork. As well as big wet burritos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I AM NOT here to judge or shame you for what foods you don’t eat with your bare hands.

I ABSOLUTELY AM here to both judge and shame people who will not eat something with their hands “because it’s gross”, but discount all the things they do eat with their hands as “it doesn’t count”, while they are perfectly fine eating dozens of other foods with their hands.

i don’t care what you eat with a fork. i care what you eat with your bare hands while judging others for what they eat with their bare hands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hands are best utensil. The best foods are designed for the hands.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Wait you're not supposed to eat the stick?

How else am I supposed to get my fiber?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always remove the stick once I've eaten down to the stick. So for me, at least half the corn dog is always eaten with my hands.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just push it down the Stick so I can always take a bite off the end and not throat the stick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I push it up the stick so it disguises the stick better, then I can eat it and get my fibre.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It depends on how dry the food is that is being touched... Except chicken wings now that you mention it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

chicken drums?