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Toxic Masculinity rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Real MEN don't touch their buttholes, they use a bidet. Check out now biMAN, equipped with a power hose so no grime gets left behind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dude, bidets and ass showers in combination with shaved butthole is a hygienic must for hairy folks.

Dingleberry cultivation is no involuntary hobby anyone should have.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Dingleberry farmer is now in my lexicon of insults

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

According to my proctologist, we Americans are cruel to our butts with over-use of toilet paper.

Never wipe but dab. Use a bidet. Start with a travel bidet, which is $5-$20, and you can fill them with warm water. Rinse liberally and dab, repeat until clean.

Don't worry about manliness. Being nice to your hemorrhoids is the adult thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

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