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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (5 children)

....how do vegans know what meaty humans taste like?

[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You could look at veganism as the practice of avoiding products from animals that can't consent, which doesn't necessarily take cannibalism off the table.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Rammstein in the distance

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well, that would make some very interesting "consenting" cheese.

Love me some queso de mamacita

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oral was what I thought the implication was. Lithi-cum ion batteries lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t semen an animal product?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but humans can give consent about the extraction process and how it is used after

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Unless it's a chinese communist milking farm! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can a parrot give permission to each them?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A parrot mimics language but doesn't speak it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They don't understand language. They can't consent. Like a baby the mimics words and we cheer when they get it right, but parrots never understand the words. Same with gorillas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying we shouldn’t eat babies?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Wait, we shouldn’t eat them or you’re not saying that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

are you saying we shouldn't milk gorillas

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Well, when a mommy vegan and a daddy vegan love each other very much...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Unlike sexuality, vegans aren't born that way. It's usually by choice later in life, and a lot of vegans grew up not being vegan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Raw (2016) is a documentary about this