Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

You can do this whole comic with two panels.

It was a good attempt.

Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.

Oh hello Cullman Alabama

/totkswitchnopcallowed

Lets be honest the dems have drilled a few holes of their own. Just not as big or as many as the republicans.

To their credit some of the dems are also bailing water and the repubs are in the corner playing with matches.

I cant be bothered to look at Instagram so best wishes and see you on the flip side.

Can confirm my base 60 clock from Kmart says its 42:32pm right now.

Because uprooting their life to prove a random stranger wrong would be a figuratively bigger disaster than the event in reference.

Doubled the bandaids to save weight. I can see why the tampon thing was a struggle for them.

"That's an increase of about 8% from last year."

Or as I like to say 1% less than yearly inflation.