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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Because the chocolate chip cookie recipe they put on the back of the chocolate chip bag is already the scientifically best possible recipe. It can no longer be improved. That's why cookie influencers have to resort to stupid shit like this. All the good ideas have already been figured out so the best they can do is play pretend with the stupid ideas.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of the idiots at a recent brewery that had an awful tasting Porter. When I complained, they mentioned using an IPA base. I literally laughed.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Hypothesis: Want chewy cookies. Try cookie recipe, they come out crunchy. Bake for less time. Cookies chewy now!

[-] [email protected] 153 points 4 days ago

Three things happen during baking that change the flavor of a cookie.

Maillard reaction, caramelization, and the melting of fats. There are more, but those are the three we're going to talk about.

The maillard reaction takes raw flour and turns it brown. It absorbs some of the sugar in the process, and creates a more complex, nutty flavor. Caramelization also browns some of the sugar, giving it a smoky, bitter flavor. They also give the cookie a firm or crispy texture.

You also melt any fats, like butter, that are in the dough. Melted butter separates and spreads throughout the cookie.

There's also often an egg that helps build structure for the baked dough, and sometimes baking soda for fluffiness.

This means uncooked dough is sweeter than a baked cookie. It has a soft, dense, and moist texture that disappears when fully baked. It's butter and sugar held together with flour and egg, and it's delicious.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Salty, sweet, greasy flour and egg mush. Mmmmm

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

calorie-dense nutrient paste

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

I often prefer slightly undercooked baked goods.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I like my cookies medium rare

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Yay, food science!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

First of all, that cookie looks absolutely baller. Secondly, damn you I'm going to get crumbl cookies now and fucking up my diet lol

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Because they are yummy?

[-] [email protected] 108 points 4 days ago

Same reason people love raw cookie dough. They just like the taste.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

You have your preference, I have mine. An underdone cookie is gooey and melty but still brown around the edges, best of both worlds.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

I love these cookies personally. Soft cookies are so much better than hard crunchy ones.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

Ya but you can make soft cookies that are actually cooked

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Soft cookies can be make by changing the recipe slightly and not risk salmonella poisoning or other infections.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

If you ordered a cookie and didn't get what you want, that sucks and is indeed frustrating.

However I don't know what that has to do with anyone else. If someone wants to eat an almost raw cookie, or a too soft cookie or whatever, I don't think that should bother you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think what bothers him is that he had something that he liked and can no longer find. It may not be the case here, but companies (in the US) are en masse changing their recipes to be cheaper to manufacture and it's affecting the end product.

In the case of something like a cookie which can be made 1000 different ways by 1000 different companies, finding what you like took time, luck, or both. When they change the recipe on you, it's not a simple, "just buy a different cookie, dummy." It's a major undertaking. Sometimes you get lucky and this was the push that allowed you to discover a new, even better, favorite. More often than not though, it's just another part of your day that got a little bit shittier than it was yesterday.

It's annoying and I totally get it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I understand your take and mostly agree with you. I just want to emphasize I'm not trying to call anyone a dummy or anything, just that it's OK to like what you like.

If companies aren't going to cater to you, yeah that's annoying in most scenarios.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

When you say trend, is it only on TikTok?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Crumbl cookies shops are popping up everywhere. Lines around the block.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

I hate crumble cookies as well. Weak unsatisfying texture, and way too sweet before they even add all that syrup shit. Also they're too big, I take like one bite and the sweetness is already unbearable.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Agreed, I will take my mom's homemade plain oatmeal cookies over these any day

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thank you. That’s the most insulting part. It’s a mediocre cookie at best.

I don’t order these and I can’t talk shit about them at home cuz I trying to be a better partner, so I do what normal people do and go vent on the internets.

I apologize to those who I have upset.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Personally I think the most insulting part is the price.

They make them big to try to justify it, but its still a bullshit high profit margin food.

I think people just like them because they are very fresh. Most places just sell you some cookie in a box made a couple weeks ago in a factory somewhere by robots so it is marginally better than that in theory.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

Salmonella brings people together.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Salmonella is eliminated at 165F. Cookies get to around 190-205F when fully baked. So there's at least 25 degrees Fahrenheit between completely safe from salmonella and fully baked cookies.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I suppose it's so you can take them home and cook them the way you like them.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When you say trends, is it among people not baking long enough? I love gooey cookies as well, but that looks raw.

Recently I used store made cookie dough (because “safe to eat raw”!) in a cast iron pan to make it more like a brownie, maybe like this. Surprise, it’s much thicker than a standard cookie so needs to be cooked longer than the directions say

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

This is a trend? Then why all of the sudden can't I find any cookies in my local grocery stores that aren't hard as tits? This has been my cookie preference for my whole life!!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

You’re fondling the wrong tits

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

There are no wrong tits, my friend.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

What's cookies, precious?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

It's a trend? How many homemade cookies from how many households do you eat?

Cookie dough is tasty, idk.

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