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What do you call a hippie's wife? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

Wait...

Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??

Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?

Because if it's the latter, then you need to start your counting like:

1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

when it's half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.

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