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[-] [email protected] 66 points 11 months ago

Micro plastics in the soil 😠

[-] [email protected] 88 points 11 months ago

Yes please if you're going to do this be responsible and use a real skeleton.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It should also be locally sourced

[-] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

Wtf, it belongs into my blood

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

macro plastics 🤤

[-] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

This would scar me for life and I’d never recover

[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Not even once you find out it's plastic?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

By the time I’ve called the police (which would feel utterly horrible), and the police have confirmed it was just plastic, I’d be a rattled mess for a long time. (I’m already mildly mentally ill and this would not help)

[-] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

I'm in your walls, I'm in your balls

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Oh shit DONT WORRY LITTLE BUDDY ILL GET YOU OUT

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Are you going to rub him out?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Do my butt next!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

rattled

Lol, lmao, perhaps

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It will help.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'd do my very best to see if it was realor plastic before I called the cops, they would probably try to blame you for the murder.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If you find something that looks like human remains hidden in a shallow grave, you really shouldn't go poking around at it and disturbing it. If it is real, the forensic people will be pissed if you've been down there giving it a good fondle before they get there.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm less worried about the forensic people at my local PD (They don't have one) and more worried about the very real possibility that no matter what evidence is found, it will get pinned on who found it, because cops in small town Okkahoma are not the same as cops on TV.

EDIT: Also, it's worth mentioning that anyone who has a dog will be able to determine if that's a plastic skeleton or not.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

The new owner would report the previous owner to the police

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Well, they’d probably just call the police, who would come and find its plastic. Maybe it would stop them from harassing a minority for a minute.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

... unless the new home owner is a minority.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Hmm. Re-doing my deck right now . . .

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I wonder how this would stand up to water under the deck?

[-] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago

I don't think it will have enough room to stand up

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Dad, what are you doing on the internet again?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

As it's probably PVC or abs, it can fall apart in a couple of years when exposed to uv. But as it's covered by the deck, it will probably stay intact for a long time.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, I mostly meant the water washing up the dirt and either completely covering or uncovering it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

risky but funi

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

In Germany it's a crime to pretent a crime.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: Someone took this opportunity to get rid of a real skeleton by selling it anonymously as a plastic one.

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