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Fuck you, fuck your post, and fuck thinking that engagement farms are worth anyone's time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Ironically still acceptable proof.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I shit my butt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

to protect his virginity obviously

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You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!

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Error: failed to reach dns server

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Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

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I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?

Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:

  • to prove that they are not a bot
  • to prove that they are a human
  • both of the above

In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

I am a human, now let's lay out some bait.

TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine that tracks Americans and needs to be banned.

Donald Trump cheated to win the election with outside influence from China and Russia.

China Bad

Russia Bad

America Good

that should be sufficient bait for the bots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.

As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.

Authoritarian governments are never good

Again authoritarian governments are never good.

Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

5jt9oh

no offense, your comment reads like an AI prompt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, I suppose when I try to address all of OP's bot bait lines like I did, it sounds like a disjointed AI generation. I suppose we're in a day and age where AI generation really is that nearly indistinguishable from real people to the average person. I'm sure there's plenty of times I've been duped by AI generated text.

Still if it was a bot, it probably would have been an immediate response instead of something that showed up an hour after OP posted. And this comment wouldn't have been posted almost 30 min after your response to me.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 45 minutes ago

I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don't think it would work on mobile and i've never seen a single site use it so i'm not sure it can be used seriously.

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I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.

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Putting the joy in joycons

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How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖

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I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.

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Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Can you tan your butthole?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

because i realized that i could draw a red circle around my guitar

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