Remember friends, use the USPS for all your criminal transport needs.

It’s not the size of your mirror that matters …. Oh I guess it is

Role Models

Ok but maybe then you pick a space that isn’t on a open federated social media platform designed for open conversation?

Just go slow and leave the cord out for retrieval

I think the Astartes would make Sauron look like the good guy

What’s wild is with Delaware next door everyone just forgets it’s a toll road and a swamp and shits on Jew Jersey instead.

wot wot

Was it on the vegan community? I bet it was on the vegan community.

Their echo chambers are lined with the same material the tankies use in their communities.

He used to hide under an old chair, my in laws gave us, waiting for my son (toddler at the time) to go to bed so he could come out.

At bedtime he’d come out because he loved the blankets being tossed around when we tucked my son in, he earned the nickname “the tucken monster” because he’d go fucking nuts attacking sheets and blankets.

After my son was in bed he’d join him to make sure no monsters came.

When I’d go to bed ganon would come and make sure no monsters got me.

He isn’t the best cat I’ve ever had, there is no top 5 or top 3 or top 2.

Ganon was one of the cats I’ve ever had, I’m now 3 cats old. They were all the best, they were all perfect.

41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.

EVERY MONTH