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[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mushroom mushroom πŸ„πŸ„

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My exposure to these badgers was a "banana phone" music video, so I always hear that when I see them πŸŒπŸ“±

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Huh, a gif with sound. Now it won't stop.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Damn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fuck yes! Username checks out too πŸ˜‚

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car's oil

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He's got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait....he's changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

But what about the Honey Badger?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Honey badger does whatever it wants!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ain't nothing to fuck with.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It doesn't give a shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Honey badger don't play

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He don’t care

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Eeek! It's a snake! A snake!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

πŸ„

Edit: πŸ„πŸ„

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Prolly the European ones have healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

UHF references are always a nice supplies.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

And Honey Badger just doesn't give a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's just so you're oblivious to what's about to happen.

Scared prey doesn't taste as good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' BADGERS!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You get to drink from the firehose!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Where is the African badger in this discussion?

(Not giving a fuck)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

also they walk really funny (the european ones)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

The badgers, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now let's compare European and Australian native wildlife. Europe just has been beating their native populations down for millennia. No surprise they're embracing all of the societal controls.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The American Badger doesn't look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.

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