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[–] [email protected] 209 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

The funniest part was when he said he was speaking and asked to be allowed to finish. Then he started delivering his statement very calmly and quietly (for Trump), and it somehow ended with him ramping up for only these words and shouting "SHE WANTS TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON." It's like being at grandpa's for dinner, he starts off pointing out the gas prices are high and one sentence later he's talking about Kamala's communist dictatorship that she modeled after Maoist China.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.

EVERY MONTH

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a giant sausage making machine of buzzwords, catchphrases and dog whistles.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR MOST FAVORITEST THING

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Raindrops on roses? Whiskers on kittens?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YES, THE KITTENS, THEY'RE EATING THEM

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Brown paper packages tied up in strings?

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