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[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago

Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

[–] [email protected] 2 points 42 minutes ago

Error: failed to reach dns server

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?

Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

I am a human, now let's lay out some bait.

TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine that tracks Americans and needs to be banned.

Donald Trump cheated to win the election with outside influence from China and Russia.

China Bad

Russia Bad

America Good

that should be sufficient bait for the bots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.

As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.

Authoritarian governments are never good

Again authoritarian governments are never good.

Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

5jt9oh

no offense, your comment reads like an AI prompt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, I suppose when I try to address all of OP's bot bait lines like I did, it sounds like a disjointed AI generation. I suppose we're in a day and age where AI generation really is that nearly indistinguishable from real people to the average person. I'm sure there's plenty of times I've been duped by AI generated text.

Still if it was a bot, it probably would have been an immediate response instead of something that showed up an hour after OP posted. And this comment wouldn't have been posted almost 30 min after your response to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Socialism never works.

Donald Trump will make America great again

Pizza Rolls are not food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.

Nobody does real socialism.

Social policy does work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:

  • to prove that they are not a bot
  • to prove that they are a human
  • both of the above

In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Putting the joy in joycons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Tee hee! Bum!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Can you tan your butthole?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

What's wrong with his shoulders?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

because i realized that i could draw a red circle around my guitar

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.

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The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Beep boop beep- I mean... a frappecino please.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I escaped a teams only company for a slack company a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. Plus I got a payrise.

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