this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Thank Mr. Skeltal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Thank Mr skeltal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

"A huge ska fan. Pick it up."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

So, a mastodon user? :^)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

But only two. Never three.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

toot toot

...toot

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

should have posted this instead

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago

Someone's tooting their own horn.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

"I'm horny" is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.

This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My lyrics are bottomless......

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hi Horny, nice to meet you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Hi horny, i'm dad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

Believe it or not, jail, right away.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren't going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Trumpeter here, I'd be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that's not common here. If we're speaking about horns, it's only French horns

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Well, yeah...you play the horn, you aren't a horn yourself. Horns don't even have thumbs.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn't have a reed it was called a horn.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't look like that article says anything about trumpets to me. It does link to this article about horns, though: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_(instrument)

That one says:

In horns, unlike some other brass instruments such as the trumpet, the bore gradually increases in width through most of its length—that is to say, it is conical rather than cylindrical.[1]

Which seems to specifically exclude trumpets from horns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Most of these horn sections feature some combination of saxophones, trumpets and trombones.

Also the popular music section includes two photos with people playing trumpet and lists a bunch of horn sections, most of which contain trumpets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Trumpets are stored in the horns

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A trumpet is a type of horn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, fuck paraphyletic groups!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"bander" is the french verb to "have a hard on" so it's still on track in my books

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is giving me a tromboner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

You want some sax?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

With a gang

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago

“into ska”

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I would've interpreted it as "tooting", i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Uhhh... Loud?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

You've joined a Mariachi band?

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