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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago

Seems about the same in both cases.

Promises that will be broken, benefits taken away, generally fucked over by the government.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Madam, I regret to inform you your husband was KIA at Walmart.

I told him those shoes didn't match his shirt 😭

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Unless your casual attire is something out of People of Walmart, I guarantee you, no one is paying attention to you in the grocery store.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i’m paying attention to me what do you think the mirrors and cctv screens are for

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They’re for making sure the deodorants don’t get out of line while they’re in their prison cell.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shit. I better get dressed up for that random new Lemmy user.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Your god damn right.

I am kidding obviously, I stress about people looking at me.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

That camo scheme has one very specific use case: grandma's couch