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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.

And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn't also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Realistically almost everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different.

there would be signs

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coffee doesn't get rid of my teeth tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Neither does weed but that's illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills you. The legality of a substance doesn't really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know how something that dry your eating hole out would be good for your grill.

I mean, I’m not a grill scientist. I could be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you have a stroke or am I having a stroke?

I read this 50 times and I'm still not sure what you just said, could you rephrase it please?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, yes, certainly.

Mmhhmm

I don’t know how something that dries your mouth so terribly can be good for your teeth.

I mean, I’m no dentist. Maybe I’m wrong.

Is that better?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, thank you

I wasn't reading it correctly before, I'm too high I guess lmao

I just find I drink a lot more water to keep my mouth from being dry, and I don't think that is bad for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One more for good measure.

Bruh, dat shit give you cottonmouth. That gotta be hard on your teeth.

Maybe ask a dentist though. I ain’t know shit anyway, just guessing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don't have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.

7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.

Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

7 parts baking soda to 1 part coke is straight up criminal, it's a highway robbery if they want me to pay something, the mix should be 1:1

I know this for.... Reasons

(but fr I don't sell Crack cocaine)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But it also lasts shorter so we also need more of it

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It would be like China during the Opium Wars

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He just doesn’t want to be the only one anymore

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

See I wouldn't be addicted to crack if it weren't for those fairy godparents!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard this in Crocker's voice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

FAIRIES! 0.o

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait was Reagan...Timmy before growing up?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

No, these were his later years as president. Or at least how he remembers them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck, its moving!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

CocaCola puts the coca back into its drinks

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does nothing unless you know it's crack you need. Otherwise we'd just think we had a bad Covid-19 case.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Almost everyone would have withdrawal syndrome, it would be fun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, other than all the recovering addicts getting screwed over a lot of people would learn real quick not to be so judgemental.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's good to teach empathy, but not in such extreme way...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be the same as it is now except crack/powdered cocaine would substitute sugar.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Because crack and sugar are interchangeable, and sugar addiction/comedowns are definitely as bad as with cocaine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't this go against "Da Rules?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It goes into effect for 10 minutes before the fairy swat team rolls up. Or something like that, it's been a long time since I watched this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They'll be too busy smoking crack to bother

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cosmos would do it then Wanda would be like COSMO WTF

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Its just so moreish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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