TurboDiesel

Haha not random, my psych doesn't think so, no. I just don't find stimulants fun

I get zero pleasure from cocaine. It's literally just a tool to keep drinking. (NB: don't do this. It's terrible for your heart) But for some of my friends it's the end-all, be-all. They wanna do lines all weekend and I'm just like, "why?"

That's just a trashy knockoff of a classic Chanel design.

Listen, I'm not saying I want to bang Tony the Tiger, but I'm not not saying it either.

I usually try to but here in the Northeast USA almost nothing is in season except mushrooms.

They're just regular red table grapes. I have no idea what's going on with fruit prices near me but they're nauseating. I'm in the northeast; we should still have some late apple varieties left from fall but those are getting outrageous too.

Ordinarily I'd totally agree. But they've been going up in price constantly for the last 2 years and never come down.

I went grocery shopping Saturday. Grapes were $6/pound. It's getting so we can't afford produce anymore.

Oh look. Another not-drag-queen.

They did the same thing for UberEats in NYC. "New York Courier Fee" of $2 on every order with the explainer text "Due to new requirements put in place by the City of New York, workers are guaranteed a minimum hourly pay rate while they are delivering orders to customers. Customers will now see an additional fee on all delivery orders to help cover this pay rate. Tipping remains optional."

Every time I see some batshit ruling, I'll mumble to myself "bet it's the 5th circuit" and I'm almost never disappointed.

Cleaning the flat top was like the only satisfying part of working in a kitchen.