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She drinks wine while playing with her niece. He steals from cancer patients. It all evens out. /s

This is the true crime in that photo.

That’s alcohol abuse where I come from

Honestly it's just pearl clutching. The same people are probably sneaking wine at their 8 year olds little league game in the bubba 64 oz trucker travel tankard.

Hiding it from kids obviously will prevent them from ever using it or being curious!

God forbid we have open and honest conversations with kids so they learn how to use things responsibly.

They need to protect the children from alcohol and trans people because then they get shot at in schools.

Bro it's perfectly normal for Americans to do this too...

I swear, the Twitter snowflakes want to use the lamest of dunks to own the Libs. Then they fail to realize that they might do this themselves.

Aww, who am I kidding. Twitter shills don't engage in family functions, or have kids for that matter.

It's strange here in the US too. I don't know anyone that has a problem with that. That kind of puritanical attitude about drinking is not the prevailing sentiment here. Sure, my friends and I aren't getting plastered at BBQ's like we did in college, but it's not like we aren't having some beers at a cookout just because half of us have kids now. It's just a vocal religious minority making a lot of noise. Don't get me wrong, this country does have a different, more uptight, relationship with alcohol than Europe, but it's not nearly as extreme as it may appear online and in media.

Take Viagra first?

I blow the bong hit in their face. THIS IS A WINNERS HOUSEHOLD

It could be a Jager bomb in a wine glass. The color looks about the same.

She's black, it's Obamas suit all over again

People who's politics are their whole identity and just looking to dunk on "the enemy"

Ya... Some people have weird ideas about alcohol. Read a reddit post recently about someone complaining that their friends are constantly getting drunk around their kids. After extracting more details, the friends in question were drinking a couple of cans of beer over the course of like 5 hours....

Mfer how much do you weigh that you're "getting drunk" off a couple of 5% cans of beer? Like 80 lbs? Or does OP not understand how blood alcohol levels work and they think a single drop of beer == shit faced. Smh.

Omg one time I was in line at a Subway (food) this dude started small talking about how it sucks because he's so hungry and he has to wait until he gets home to eat. I say, "why not just eat half while you drive?" he says, "what are you crazy?! You can't eat while you drive! You will crash!" and went on this tangent about not being able to eat or drink anything because you're driving.

Thanks for unleashing this random ass memory.

ITT: people who apparently despise spending time with their kids so much, that they need to drink to enjoy it.

ITT: someone making shit up and pretending it's happening ITT.

Buddy, parents spend a lot of time with their kids, and kids are exhausting. You're just coming across as intensely judgemental of anyone who drinks to unwind.

it's not an issue to have a glass of wine (or whatever) while spending time with your kids. But it's a fucking problem that you don't enjoy it without it.

You just invented a person to be mad at.

You will need to pop xan and pump a line up your snots to enjoy babysitting my nieces

Have you been around children?

Yeah but wine helps lol