My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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as effective as a knife, but perfectly legal to carry
You never know when Chrome will strike. Smart lady
That is way too many picks lmao. Nobody needs a set that big. Just a few tensioners, a rake, and a pair of single pin picks would be plenty.
Think of how much inventory you could save if you ditch some things like the pick gun and the many rakes and weird single pin picks. Everything else is necessary though, especially the geode.
I once knew a woman who kept a lock picking set in her purse. She used it a few times when we were at the beach after sundown and the bathrooms were locked before we got there. She was the real transgender bathroom menace.
Those devious trans women are... going into bathrooms when there's nobody there?
That woman sounds like the hero we need.
Unrealistic; master locks require no more than a rake to open
My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.
Wow... "Purses" is not what my dyslexic, morning brain read and it gave this meme a whole different spin.
Me trying to figure out what to drop from my inventory.
Yeah what if i tell you i keep woman's purse in my cargo pant, which i gonna pull out another pair of cargo pant from that purse?
This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea
The ketchup container isn't even that unrealistic. I've met women that will pull out their own condiments. I'd go as far as to say it's a massive green flag for me. Please share that purse sriracha, miss.
The bong, gently used hot dogs ketchup bottle and lock picking set and possibly blow torch?? are all for self pleasure. The car is for cooperative pleasure, the amethyst Geo is for astrology and signs and shit.
Purse of Holding
One of these is a tampon replacement but a lady will never tell
that's what's filling the ketchup container
Are you Jessica
I've clearly been doing the purse thing all wrong
So - that's why it hurts so hard to get hit by one!
Ladies, You whip out a 100 pack of tube meats from your purse.....I'll marry you.
I'm not a woman, but I'm always down for a good weenie roast, watch:
You're a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together
(inconsolable) How could you do this?
I knew a woman who really loved meat, and while she wouldn't carry a 100 pack of hotdogs for eating, she would carry that volume of meat in her purse.
I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked
I did the same. Was totally confused about the Geode.
The bong I got though.
Well, of course. Abigail isn't going to walk around without a little snack in her purse.
by god if I could have a hundred hotdogs at the ready every day, safe to eat and tasty, I'd do it and so would you
Vegetarian/vegan hotdogs are great for this, since they can last fine without refrigeration for a decent amount of time. When I was a kid my parents would always pack them when we went camping, take a packet out of the freezer on the way out, pop in one of those soft cooler bags, by lunchtime they're thawed and good to go, and if you have any left, they'll still be good for dinner! No cooking should be needed (always double check the packet though), just some condiments, or even a tin of baked beans to make a meal of it.
If you're camping you should have a fire and vegan dogs cook great that way. Sometimes some bubbling of the exterior depending on the brand but that adds texture.
If you’re camping you should have a fire
Not before you get to your destination (and sometimes there, too, if you're really disorganised), nor in the case of the person I was replying to, who just wants some purse hotdogs to eat on the go. So while I agree about the texture, sometimes you just have to make due with a pale hotdog lol
also like three pocket knives
Bong and blowtorch, but no dabbing tool? 🤔