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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ali Express does the same thing.

"Recommended for you: soft bait lures, a reciprocating saw, 2.4m casting rod, oddly expensive pallet jack, strappy little black dress modeled by Tits Ginormous"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tits Ginormous is my favourite clothes model. He does amazing work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Flag as NSFW please. I'm hoping not to get fired scrolling through all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, I tried to but don’t seem to be able to in Mlem. Mods pls help

Edit: figured it out. There’s an eye icon that switches it to NSFW

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this.

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating.

Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.

I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image.

Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image.

This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I feel like the stockings would pull on my leg hairs too much, and I think I'd probably be more of an a-cup, underwear could use a bit more room in the front too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But what I do with them is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They probably microwave them. Nobody should microwave seafood at work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Eels up inside ya...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah but that surface grinder is filth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I can fix her

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Frequently bought together:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I would love to order that private label lingerie woman, umms for charitable reasons I swear.