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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I've read that hentai.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Octo-Diddy Where Art Thou?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No one said it wouldn't be painful lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TIL what that Coldplay song is about.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Flexible enough? Sure.

But will it withstand my stomach acids?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

That's just great! Now I want that :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure there's japanese porn on this exact theme

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai's "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

a small one could probably go up that too

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, you can enter an octopus' mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you're done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

90% of my search history is animal anuses.

While I'm totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal's butts that I take at the zoo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

That's one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals' butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you'd normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.

After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals' butts and my sister said "great, you can make a calendar now." And so it all began.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pylorus Sphincter at the end of your stomach.

Any claims otherwise are misled bullshit.

EDIT: Lots of typos

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Stop it, you'll make me cum

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Sounds like the digestive system works

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a stomach ache and this is not helping

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"This is my hole!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It was originally the colonmari

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Obligatory video (click at your own risk)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could it survive the stomach acid?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Nope, that's the point. That's how we trick them into get eaten.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Don’t give people ideas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So's coffee what's your point?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?

It's a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.

Now the spooky thing is that it's probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn't die somewhere along the way.

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