this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
341 points (97.2% liked)

196

16358 readers
2326 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 11 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

do NOT the bomb

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, don't do that unless you want a body cavity search. Never, ever, say the word "bomb," in any context, in a US airport. I suspect other countrys' airport security are just as paranoid, but I know the US's are.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have reasons to believe the depicted woman does want a body cavity search...

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not just a search, but a rigorous exploration

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Not just a rigorous exploration, but a full-blown expedition

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If that is the case, I think she needs to get herself a roommate instead of doing this with strangers at the airport

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

I think she needs to get herself a roommate

idk, this looks like part of the standard roommate interview process to me

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the IRL searches are much less pleasant than you might expect. There are no safe words.

I suppose she could be a hardcore masochist :shrug:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is Reze who is very much not a IRL person. Won't say anymore because spoilers but you can just Google Reze CSM if you want to know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

CSM is a very, very worrying series of capitalized letters to read, not knowing their origin.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

She’s got a snuke up her snizz