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He did not, in fact, trade the popemobile for this.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That car provided more protection than god ever could

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I mean that's an extremely low bar. a metal folding chair in the back of a pick-up also would....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because the vehicle exists?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, because the dude got shot without it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'd think god would protect the pope so they wouldn't need bulletproof glass.

Almost like the pope doesn't trust him or ... gasp, doesn't believe it to exist.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

God gave us the power to make the popemobile. Checkmate atheists.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did he suggest an alternate term, or just say 'stop calling it that'?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As stated clearly in the article, the term is not “popemobile”, but rather “undignified”.

/s

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (9 children)

All I know is that his request was ignored

But what alternative would you suggest?

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Pope Force One.

Pope-Porter.

Move-a-Pope.

Sacral Scooter.

Pope-box.

The Holy Whip.

Christmobile.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heh good one and very dignified

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Died Ford Your Sins

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Port-a-Popey

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pope force one coming out of the gate strong

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Popetiac

Holy Honda

Christler

Lord focus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

His Holdenness

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That's the one with tinted windows.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Scooty-Pope Jr.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Holy Roller

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The Porta Poper

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pope-on-a-float

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I want to buy a sacral scooter now

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Popey McPope face

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Pontificart

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Popey McPopeface

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Does anyone in that cult ever suggest alternatives, or just say ‘Don’t do that’?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, I traded it for a microphone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A microphone?!

Okay I can see that

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it runs good on regular gas.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love that description! "In 2002 he asked to stop calling it the popemobile, (so anyway...) in 2008 the popemobile..." lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If everything in his crackpot sandstorm hallucination of a religion is correct I imagine his toes are quite toasty about now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Best read in Ron Howard's voice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ah, the God Force 1

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

And the snake said, “sorry mate, I don’t speak old English”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Man I love Beowulf, what other poems start with "so there was this king who was very good at barfights"?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man with science made object to protect a man of all-powerful god.

He-he

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