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Cool so which end of the banana are we calling the bottom here? 🤔

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I have been meaning to do a cartoon about this actually

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Fuck me i wasn’t expecting that many 🫨

How do they find room for that many bats?! The most I’ve ever seen at one time is what, maybe about 6 bats? Tops?

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Holy shit that’s a lot of bats m8

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Hey I’ve seen this one - is this like in the UK when John Major said he wouldn’t trust liz truss with organising a small box of paperclips and I thought fuck me, I agree with john major

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FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME

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Tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end

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The year is 4199. The English language has evolved past recognition of the 21st century mind, and the country of ‘America’ is part of a strange past known only through strange ‘metallic manuscripts’, and physical archaeology. Every year at the start of winter, the tradition of the ‘turnip festival’ takes place. Children paint a grumpy face onto a turnip (or its future equivalent) and set it outside. It is traditional for the children to write a list of ‘crimes’, of which the turnip is accused, and pin it nearby. Usually the list consists of naughty things the children themselves have done in the year past. After midnight, older children dressed in traditional red and black, with amusing wigs, march around neighbourhoods to ‘postpone punishment to the new year’ by tearing down the lists of children’s crimes, and leaving candy in their place. Afterwards the adults get very drunk. Nobody remembers the origin of this tradition, but historians theorise it could be related to an unpopular leader thousands of years ago known as ‘the turnip king’ who famously evaded justice through his corrupt legal system and connections to powerful oligarchs of the time.

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🫨 don’t touch it I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be there

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‘…… who belongs to the far right ‘league’ party’ - well there’s your problem

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Excellent owls your grace did you have a favourite?

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Look within yourself…… you know it to be true

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  • soldado
  • vagabond
  • grocer
  • railwayman
  • limb fetishist
  • escape artist
  • dick head
  • samurai
  • able-bodied seaman
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Can’t go for short walk across the agora these days without ol’ big-ears waxing lyrical about his ‘method’

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just came across this really cool photo of a barn owl being errrrrr run off this little guy's property?! what an absolute chad who has absolutely no idea how big he is :>

check out the link - there are some other photos from the same set:

https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/591235181

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I do not understand. Are they planning to form a coalition?

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🕷️ 🌷 (not to scale)

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JP is unamused (i.imgur.com)
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🐛

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Not bad tbh. Mobile phone cameras have come a long way, but I remain highly sceptical that they will completely replace standalone cameras, as Sony has claimed.

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Kinda morbidly fascinating to see Google devolve into a horrible bucket of shit

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They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x

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Whatever next

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Bong is one of the funniest words in English and you can’t change my mind

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I have seen this man before but I do not know who he is

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