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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

"how are you doing?"

"I'm alright"

"Oh, just alright?"

Social battery falls to zero

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I need this exact pin. You can save some money and make it without any moving parts.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

I've actually bought some of these for some autistic children I used to work with. It gave them agency, even if they weren't able to communicate it verbally.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

If I see anyone wearing this I will make it a mission to get it down to zero. Then I'll come up with efficient strategies to grind it down. I'll try and beat my new best time. I see this as a challenge.

But the best part is? Once it reaches zero, I leave them alone. Because I still respect them as a person

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

What if they're working, or have other obligations that require social battery charge? Your personal mission may have ruined their day.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Are you an energy vampire?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

semi-related but my economics teacher on the first day said "you can't offend me, I've been a national football/baseball/other sport coach for 20 years. I've been called every name in the book!"

3rd week of school as he was talking about how socialism is the devil, showing videos of cubas abandoned builds and stuff, I said "I did the math and you make 0.0006771% of what Jeff bezos makes in a year."

He admitted defeat but still didn't give me extra credit like he said he would as a joke :/

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

Buddy, this is a good way to get some unlicensed dental work.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

If you were given me that attention, my gauge would go green.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Just wearing this isn't an open invitation for people (read: you) to be pieces of shit and nothing anyone is wearing gives you the right to monopolize their time or energy.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Joke's on you, I would slide it down all the way to zero as soon as I leave home

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago

I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

At first I read it as "Sorry to be a brother..." It's hard to be a sibling sometimes.

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