Can confirm, worked in a cow organ puppet factory.

Halloween staves off Mariah Carey.

I wouldn't bring a kid anywhere near this brainrot garbage.

I just respond "if that wasn't how it is there'd be nothing to talk about."

Not a DND expert but generally the trope with Fey is that their magic uses people's names so If a fey knows your name they can do whatever they want to you.

I only trust myself to show up to scheduled meetings.

First day in the human race?

Surely you've never seen some variation of "I am !!" "Lol this guy sucks" before!

"climate change is actually good because it'll melt all this ice that's in the way of our oil!"

"What the hell?"

Oh boy, it's going to be that movie.

Baws people who are like, so cool and stuff, showing up to Minecraft land and showing the locals how it's really done! IRL style! Yeah we have the IP and we're making money off of it but we're also going to constantly remind you that we're too cool for this shit and make fun of everything that you, a fan of Minecraft, actually care about so that we can get cheap laughs from the livestock audiences who also inexplicably think they're better than you! Doesn't that sound fun?!

They look like college students who were told to act.

The crow: get in line!

Borderlands: Amateurs!

Seriously though... What the fuck, 2024?