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When asked if they’d ever consider making a flavor after Donald Trump, Cohen told the outlet, “I don’t think it’s proper in polite society for me to talk about what would be in that flavor.”
What is the flavor "it looks like orange, but is actually just a tub of shit"
Tubgirl Orange.
Blue Bell already made a Trump flavor. It was called Listeria.
I fucking love Ben & Jerry. Two real motherfuckers. I will always spend the extra couple bucks for their product.
It’s 2024. You can talk about Cheetos and urine.
Full of shit and ketchup and gasoline.
And a truckload of salt.
And rib meat chicken
"Oops! All smegma."
Cheetos-dusted darrhea with rancid fast food grease swirls?
Call it Trumps dick. All the Maga idiots will buy it out! 😁
it would obviosly be oranges and mcdonald hamburgers, with a ribbon of bullshit.
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Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee features coconut ice cream with swirls of caramel and red, white and blue star-shaped sprinkles. The flavor is inspired by a viral meme, in which Harris, during a speech at the White House, uttered the now-viral quote, “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”
Sounds good
Seth Meyers mentioned this last week. He also said that they released a flavor for Tim Walz as well: Plain.
He’s a sassy dad, his flavor would have to be a dad joke. Something like “Balz to the Walz” with malted milk balls. Or “DIY” orange clean flavored ice cream with chocolate sauce streaks.
I don't know... Would it be possible to make hotdish flavored ice cream?
I don't want to know.
Coconut flavor
Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a person of color, especially a person of Latin American or South Asian origin or descent, who is regarded as having adopted the attitudes, values, and behavior thought to be characteristic of middle-class white society, at the expense of their ethnic heritage. Compare Oreo.
Actually, I would argue these days it usually gets referenced exclusively to describe politicians who don't represent the same values their cultural background would, usually in a downside.
Don't think Ben and Jerry's is playing some double speak here, but I thought it was interesting nonetheless.
That's the one reason I wasn't all on board with the "Coconut Pilling" when Harris took over the nomination. It's historically a slur. That said, the fact that Harris herself is using it tends to dead end that argument. There's every reason to think Ben & Jerry's is playing off of that.
While a fine name for an icecream flavour, "Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee" also sounds more than a little bit like the title of a porn parody where a bunch of really old white dudes eagerly get topped by a black milf that stares into the camera for an uncomfortably long time, while a recording of Tim Walz explains how to replace the headlights on a 2005 subaru outback and the finer points of grilling top sirloin.
How do you replace the headlights on a 05 Outback?
It's actually really obnoxious to do and I highly recommend looking up a couple vids before attempting it - getting that stupid seating ring in the right orientation is as I said, incredibly obnoxious, and my big dumb meat hands can barely fit in the space to manipulate the bulbs. Oh and you have to pull the battery out to get at the driver side running lights. Good cars but there's some really stupid design elements.
...came here to say this?
So did I, bud.
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I cherish you.
Keep going. I'm almost there.
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But I don’t like coconut. It’s not the flavor it’s the consistency.
It's coconut flavored ice cream so probably doesn't actually have bits of coconut in it.
There's still a PTSD-like reaction to the flavor of coconut, at least for me.
Then there's people like me, who love Outshine's coconut bars because it has tons of shredded coconut in it.
Same! I also like orange juice with extra pulp.
Yessss. Tropicana grovestand, even better if it's fresh squeezed!
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So where are these sold? Are there grocery stores that stock political ice cream?
The article said a MoveOn ice cream truck traveling through key swing states.
I like coconut. Not sure about a caramel swirl. Really not sure about red, white, and blue sprinkles, as those just taste like sweet food dye.
A disappointment. I'm not a swing state, but was really hoping to try some coconut ice cream!
and kamala's a foodie, I'd expect something a little more interesting, like maybe plantain chunks
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Caramel and berries.
(Sounds a bit like Kamala Harris. If you pronounce it 'carmul'.)
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