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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's because they're the exception.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that the exception to the spelling rule?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

No, it’s the exeption.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I think it's a FORTRAN command. Probably radar guns still use FORTRAN for their AI processing, being from the 50s and all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Exempt maybe?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, this checks out. They're "exept".

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd like to see the bodycam footage of that!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, you're being an asshole. Also you ran a red light.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I travelled through a red light.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's a penalty. You gotta be dribbeling through those lights

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Light has no jurisdiction over a Free Person traveling the land.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder what their response to a request to see a visa or green card would be, since they claim not to be US citizens.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately, a lot of times, the cops know they aren't paid enough to deal with SovCit shit, so they just let them go if they even bother to pull them over in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm hearing that this works then?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Presumably until you get into a car accident or pulled over for any other reason. Then, it's probably off to jail with you. At least I hope.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  1. Open an etsy shop.
  2. Start selling fake licence plates with bullshit on them.
  3. Profit

Yup, we got all the steps.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Making money is much easier of you have no moral qualms about profiting off stupid and/or insane people.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I found a sovcit plate on Etsy for $25.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be EXEMPT, though?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What are the odds this was written by a professor of renaissance English literature, or that it was written by someone who doesn’t know how to spell correctly?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s some Ye Olde Wyrlde type bullshit going on there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Its part of the sovcit magic, like noticing the gold fringe on a court flag lets you move to Go and collect 200 dollars, then on your next turn you get another 200 dollars for actually passing go.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sometimes I wish I lacked enough scruples to get in on the sovcit merch grift.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Why not? All you have to do is add in small fine print “This is for novelty purposes only” to the items and you should be able to claim they are joke items.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Good that they declare "No Drivers License-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection" right there on their tags, that'll make it easier for the cops to know what else they're stopping them for.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jfc is this how I need to make money? Is it wrong to take money from willing stupid people?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I approached a friend asking whether we should grift the far-right this year. The logic is that they'll spend that money anyway, so why not direct it toward ourselves. We haven't chosen to take action yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Personally I think it's fine to do that. Better that you get that money then either some right wing person who is gonna use it to promote their horrible causes more or some right wing company gets it and does that on a bigger scale.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

In America, it's encouraged.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The United States of America Republic" just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Back in the U.S.A.R

You don't know how lucky you are

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

This is going to be hilarious when someone decides to take their declarations of “not a citizen” seriously.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Moving to the “finding out” phase in 3, 2, 1…

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Ok. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It'll be at the impound lot.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

UCC 1308 sounds like it should be the registry number of a starship. lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Turns out it's a magical incantation for these people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It stands for Uninformed Crazy Citizen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd be mad if I ordered it and it said exept instead of exempt.

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