A few years ago I was in Alexandria, VA. Still jet-lagged I couldn't sleep and walked around town and came across the Ivy Hill cemetery and decided to walk through it. There I saw JD Vance digging up a corpse. He lifted the corpse out of the coffin gently and then told it about his day before he proceeded to have sexual intercourse with that corpse. I believe he is doing this regularly and that's why he is so awkward when talking to living people.

Is that story true? I think it's the media's job to figure that out.

"Illegal" is the new euphemism for "black".

He should be arrested for incitement to riot

Republicans said "send refugees to liberal cities and see how they like it" and now that those cities are handling it fine they're mad about it and want to deport them all 🙄

Just throwing this out there, people aren't "illegal." Actions are illegal. It's not the immigrant that is illegal, it is the immigration. People are legally permitted to come to America for a wide variety of reasons. Entering the country without documentation is illegal. Staying past the expiration of a visa is illegal. Entering into a loveless marriage to skirt immigration laws is illegal. The person is not the crime.

When conservatives talk about immigration, they do their best to dehumanize the scapegoats in the stories they create. Calling them "illegals" is a conscious effort to make it easier to treat them as less than people.

So... Admitting he knows it's a lie and will continue. It is clearly meant to be a malicious statement and is meant to further his career, thereby resulting in a tangible gain on his end. Would the Haitians in Springfield be able to sue for defamation?

He's also going to keep calling sofas "baby".

Seriously though, it isn't shocking to me that the GOP is actively lying. But it is scary that, after a lot of work, they have constituents that wholly believe the bullshit.

Hope your next couch has a misplaced staple or two

So, his response is to double down on lying by claiming that they're actually here illegally because they were only allowed in by an illegal order from Kamala Harris.

Nevermind that Harris gave no such order, that many of these immigrants arrived before Harris was the vice president, and that both the program that they are here under and the decision to make Haitians eligible for that program were authorized by Congress, which passed legislation to make this happen. It's not against the law, it is the fucking law!

Vance says he will keep fucking couches.

Fuckers think 1984 was an instruction manual.

And im going to keep calling him JD couch fucker Vance

Time to start punching these fascists until they know that their beliefs are not acceptable.

Nazis gonna Naz.

All hail the Sofa King

Have we seen JD's long form birth certificate?

How do we know he's even eligible to be VP?

And I'll keep calling him a dipshit dumbfuck, but only one of us will be factual in our statements.