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jordan peter(ule)son (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 70 points 5 days ago

This guy is an inspiration. He helped thousands get their life together because they see him and think, "I don't want to end up like that guy, desperate for love and eager for attention." So they clean up, straighten out their lives and start to feel better about themselves knowing they aren't Jordan Peterson.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

I swear I can see the faintest image of sad clown makeup. Like it's hidden just below the skin.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

Back on the Benzos? Go tidy your room and have a shower; you’ll be fine.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Just a little coma, you won't even notice it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Benzos and nothing but meat!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, sorry. I forgot the cows. His entire diet is: “beef, benzos and word salad.” I wish that, just for once, he’d drink a large glass of “shut-the-fuck-up” one day.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Every time I see this guy's face I think: lobster social hierarchies. And then I laugh my ass off.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

That's a guy who needs a good night's sleep and a lot of hydration.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

12 rules for what?

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