I'd like to stop a moment and appreciate the name "Weird Al Jazeera"

Keio line is in Japan. So technically it's a train-nigiri.

not real btw. Look at the shadows of the handles at the front.

Very sad, at least my confusion reflex worked correctly. Nonetheless I am crushed.

There is such a train in existence, although the species evolved into triangle shapes (a bit like Bill Cipher) which is reflected in all their architecture and vehicles.