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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there's cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:

Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose

Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose

Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose

Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose

Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That’s a lot of lactose in human milk! You’re gonna have a bad time if you’re lactose intolerant!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.

...we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It’s mommy milk, people are having a great time regardless of lactose intolerance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

when trying to persuade people into joining the fediverse/lemmy ill show them this post and comment first

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sooo.... Which is better for bulking (protein per calorie)? Rat or rabbit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Whoa whoa %1 protein? And babies develop using that? Nah man something's wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I cannot neglect that voluptuous body.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only after you get fed ofc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I can't eat even if you pay me in exposure...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

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