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I have deciphered it. It's a human centipede with both ends stitched together.

brilliant thoughts and inventions from my dreams:

• a giant crab chanting "i ain't gonna eat ya" (he eats you)

• selling ball gags in local chain grocery stores, later that store became the spot for an intergalactic peace treaty (with an angry Jesus-Buddha)

• vagina-mounted potato-cutting clock

• v for vendetta x the joker (where they kiss)

• buttplug that is also a phone, and your painting skill improves when you wear it

• Australia-US border with confusing right lane left lane shifts

• hamster soaked in chicken soup

• shape-shifting slave horse girls that can jump really high

• and many other things! some too fucked up to write down, and most forgotten, those are just the highlights

That's why you make it a stream-of-consciousness bulleted list, so then you can realize how dumb it actually is

Because of this I literally just checked my dream notes and found "Teleport, tile travel but moneyore as you go back" and I actually have no idea what it means other than tile probably being a typo for time.

I remember dreams very often right after I wake up but they slowly get erased during the day so I decided to write them. For the most part it works really well but damn, I make so many terrible mistakes writing it can be quite hard to decipher sometimes lol (because I'm still half asleep when I write it)