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when i was very young, men would wear booty shorts and belly shirts like some women do now; publicly shirtless men was also more common; and, as an adult, i wish i could have appreciated it more than i did at the time.
i hate that prudery has become so en vogue these days with the young.
My dysphoria would never allow me to wear something like that. I can't stand anything that reminds me that I'm built like a fridge and look like I'm cosplaying a Sasquatch with alopecia.
I would if i had curves like dat. With my flat ass, that just looks like shit.
You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn't feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don't have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there's no reason you can't get enough nutrients.
Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.
Boy that was bootyful advice, thank you.
Any advice for non-dairy protein? Lactose intolerant, and the people using the equipment after me would very much prefer if I didn't shit myself 😅
Whey protein isolate. I am also lactose intolerant and while this is slightly more expensive than the most commonly sold whey protein concentrate it prevents the daily pants shitting that concentrate would cause, so it's super worth the extra 5-10 bucks.
Or get a bicycle. Nobody has an ass like a cyclist
Nobody has an ass like a cyclist
Let me introduce to you the wonders of (ice) hockey players. Specifically defencemen.
Oh lawd you should've seen my dumpy back when.
No one wants my fatty hairy thighs peaking out from shorts like that.
Recently, I learned that a (female) friend of mine has what can only be described as a body hair fetish. As in, "you're not hairy enough for my taste," level of fetish. You might be surprised.
A coworker just told me last week she favored really hairy, kind of dirty manual labor type guys and I don't really think its rare. It takes all kinda to make the world go 'round.
I just want to know why men can't have stretchy comfy pants like women do.
Just become a dentist, have a midlife crisis, and start riding a bike.
Psst you can buy men's stretch jeans that are regular fit- they don't need to be tight to be stretchy pants.
I am fat, and I dislike tight clothing.
we've had enough hot girl summers it's time boys
how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?
ooh fancy pants bigger than 2" dick mcgee over here
Have a small dick.
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Boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thong, or jockstrap.
Pretty much any underwear except for boxer shorts.
That defeats the whole point of the shorts. The world wants to see that little guy!
Then why do I have so many restraining orders against me?
Tape it back 😋
A mere tape won't hold back my random, but strong erection.
Chasity cage it is then
SUPER supportive undies work too if you don't want to go down that drag-queen-esque route.
men usually wore whitey tighties & jockstraps back in the day when booty shorts were normal for men and those are great at keeping all the bits where you want them to stay put.
Short
Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.
Let it breathe. Assert dominance
Bottom surgery, just become Transfem.
I have a pair of sweatpants that looks almost like a pair my wife has and I put it on by accident and I was like did I get super fat overnight?
Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it. Context I'm 6' 2" and she's 4' 11"
I'm 6'2" and she's 4’11"
Holy fuck, My wife and I died laughing at this.
I'm in a doctor's office and trying so hard not to disturb everyone around me and it's not going well.
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Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it.
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I wish I had as much raw Charisma as "A Bug With A Big Ass"
There's a clip somewhere of a gay guy looking direct to camera saying with that basically-clapping-between-words flamboyant energy:
"Straight men! The women you want to sleep with, want to see your thighs!"
I can never find it so the quote might not be perfect but it really stuck with me. I joked about it to my SO and she gave one of those moany approval noises meaning like "so true" so I guess the man was right.
I do think at some point you really can't call them shorts. Some of the "shorts" men wear are more like wide leg capri pants.
How about my 2" covers you inseam?
sorry